Thursday, November 18, 2010

The Egyptian Soldiers and their Weapons.

How can someone have an army without soldiers and weapons? Back in the times of the ancient kings the lands needed an army.  So the Egyptians needed an army.  At first they started off with guys who had any kind of weapon they could get.  Then they started having a formal army.  And they also discovered bronze, which like I said in my first post is a mixture of copper and tin.  Egyptians had other kinds of weapons.  They had axes, swords, spears, javelins, bows and arrows, and shields.  Man, that's a mouth full!

16 comments:

  1. whats the actual name of the curved sword?

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  2. this sword better not assume my gender

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  3. Can you yous it for a abortion

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  4. it better not assume mine either.

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  5. did doctors use this weapon to cut ambelical cords

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  6. ask you sister oh you don't have one ;)

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  7. i m failed orborshun

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  8. Replies
    1. was hitlor the on who died in chareoot acsident

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  9. yes son yes he was a king of all kings

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    1. he wosnt kink for long becus he ded in chreort acsident

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